| RIP to my dearest friend Willie Steven Ford AKA the Price. i will never forget the times we had together i node him for about 5 years now and now well hes in my heart and ill never let him go. the candle light ceromony was good but my homeboy mario and so good im worryed bout him but i dont know what to do it feels as if all those close to me are in jail cant be found or have passed to a better place without me but hey im still here for a reason so. to all of those who lost him i feel your pain but as willie would say "Keep ya Motha Fuk1n Head Up" so just for him im tryin to stay strong and so should you he wouldnt want to see so many so hurt |
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|  Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. 
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
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| wuz up i had a great birthday im still partyin form it i made a record almost a week celebrating its been so much fun well ill hit yall up lata
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| *Do ThIs*
a) Get a pen
b) Get a paper
c) Number it 1-13!
d) Answer these questions!
1. What's your favorite color out of:
A. Green
B. Blue
C. Orange
D. Black
E. Pink
2. What color is your hair?
A. Blonde/Dirty Blonde
B. Brown
C. Red
D. Black
E. Bald or any other color
3. What color are your eyes?
A. Hazel
B. Green
C. Brown
D. Blue
E. gray
4. What is your favorite sport out of:
A. Basketball
B. Cheerleading
C. Football
D. Soccer
E. Baseball
5. What's your favorite way to talk?
A. Phone
B. In Person
C. Instant Message
D. E-mail
E. Letters (Mail)
6. What is your favorite kinda music out of:
A. Rap
B. Country
C. Hard Rock
D. Pop
E. General Rock
7. Who's your favorite singer out of:
A. Ludacris
B. Tim McGraw
C. Ozzy Osbourne
D. Nsync
E. Shakira
8. What's your favorite show out of:
A. Jackass (MTV)
B. The Simpsons
C. SpongeBob SquarePants
D. Surviver
E. The Osbournes
9. What's your favorite movie out of:
A. Not Another Teen Movie
B. Joy Ride
C. I Know What You Did Last Summer
D. Forest Gump
E. Shrek
10. What month were you born?
January February March April May June July August
September October November December
11. Name a person of the opposite sex.
12. Name a person of the same sex.
13. Now make a wish! (you have to write this down or
it wont work!)
.:.-*~Answers~*-.:.
1. Green- Fun to be around
Blue- Stylish
Orange- Funky
Black- Lonely
Pink- Sweet
2. Blonde/Dirty Blonde- Hyper
Brown- Causal
Red- Tough
Black- Holds back feelings
Bald or any other color- Free Spirit
3. Hazel- Out Going
Green- Happy
Brown- Loud
Blue- Cute
Gray- Unpredictable
4. Basketball- Direct
Cheer leading- Never Gives Up
Football- Watchful
Soccer- Nice
Baseball- Loveable
5. Phone- Busy a lot of the time
In Person- Social able
Instant Message- A Leader
E-mail- Has a lot of friends
Letters (Mail)- Has many thoughts
6. Rap- Friendly
Country- Cute
Hard Rock- Wild
Pop- unoriginal
General Rock- Pretty cool to hang around
7. Ludacris- Loves to Party
Tim McGraw- Sexy
Ozzy Osbourne- Awesome
N'sync- boring
Shakira- Fun
8. Jackass- Awesome
The Simpsons- Funny
Sponge Bob Square Pants- Cool
Surviver- Adventurous
The Osbournes- Knows how to have a great time
9. Not Another Teen Movie- Knows who they are
Joy Ride- Cool
I Know What You Did Last Summer- Fun
Forest Gump- Has a big heart
Shrek- oRiGinaL
10. January- Funny
February- Loveable
March- Loves to be noticed a lot
April- Easy going
May- Loves to be around a lot of people
June- Stylish
July- the coolest
August- A good friend
September- Loves to flirt
October- Strict
November- Nice
December- Sweet
11. That Person *Will* fall in love with you if you
put this on ur xanga
12. This person *Will* become your enemy if you don't
put this on ur xanga
13. This wish *Will* come true if you put this on ur site |
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| wuz up people me juz chillin dont have to work today im so happy yall dont even understand. but im so bord i juz need somebody i can chill wit or somthin man any wayz ill hit yall up lata
holla |
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